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When and where were you born?
13^th of October 1992, in Leiden (The Netherlands). At least, that’s what I’m told.

Where did you grow up?
At a few places in Leiden, when I was nine we moved to this huge place called:  Rijpwetering where we still live.

What was it like?
Me, growing up? Or me being an almost sect member of the Rijpweteringenaars?

Who were your parents?
Leila and Abdarahman or something like that. Oh they still are my parents.

What were your parents like?
Try to push yourself into my mommy’s tummy. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

Did you get into trouble? What was the worst thing you did?
Killing my astropigsoxia.
I’m an very innocent girl.

Do you have any siblings? What were they like growing up?
Yep, her name is Emo and she’s almost two years old. She tried to kill herself almost 43 times.

Did you have a nickname?
Hapsla, Hapjes vla, Vla met hopjes, Hopjesvla, Haffie, Haffy daffy duck, Hafso, Paf, Afouhafou. Now tell me? What’s my real name?

Who has been the biggest influence on your life? What lessons did they teach you?
I think that would be my parents. Well actually, without them knowing they’re teaching my especially what nót to do in life.  

What was the happiest moment of your life? The saddest?
My happiest moment was when I was born, and the saddest I will answer when I die.

 

                     Someone once told me that time is a predator, that stalked us all our lives, but I rather believe that time is a companion, that goes with us on the journey, reminding us to cherish every moment. Because they’ll never come again. What we leave behind, is not as important as how we’ve lived. After all, we’re only mortal.